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An elderly couple

A Florida couple, both well into their 70's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
12:30, 2006-Nov-29 .. Posted by

how to be like Avril

Avril is a punk princess she defies pop culture and is truly original you can be just like her if you follow these easy steps.

step 1

dress like avril, this may require money purchase items but some things may be easily found.

sweat bands - the more of these the better you can get these quite cheaply from most stores or maybe if a member of your family is into sports you could borrow theirs.

a tie - again a tie can be bought cheaply, you can get these from hot topic if you have no money maybe you can borrow one of your father

a vest - surely everyone owns a vest or a t-shirt

baggy trousers - these might be quite expensive but you could always rip up your jeans with a cheese grater and a pair of scissors for a free pair of punk looking jeans.

dark eye make up - a cheap pot of black eye make up can be used, and lots of mascara i have an eye make up tutorial here if you wish to read it

all these items are available from you local hot topic if you do not live near a hot topic then they can be ordered on line.

step 2 attitude

so you have the clothes now you need the attitude

deny any non punky things - anything you have done in the past such as cheerleading deny and pretend it never happened

emphasis the punky things - if you once picked up a guitar tell people you once taught yourself to play guitar, or if you once stood on a skate board tell people you skate all the time and know lots of tricks.

swear when ever possible - everyone knows the the punky thing too do

put others down - it will emphasis your punkyness to others, make fun of preps as much as possible they are not part of the avrilution they do count, make fun of them as much as possible they are not original like us.

that's it you are now a fully qualified avrilutionary

13:39, 2006-Nov-29 .. Posted by

Britney's stupid quotes

Where the hell is Australia anyways? Sixteen hours
from LA? Who would wanna go somewhere that far?"


"Well I mean, for a start, I don't date black guys, ya know coming from the South, there just aren't any
minorities there, so...it's like, a major shock when
you go to the big cities and all, they're just
everywhere."


"I would never pierce anything. Belly rings are like
so old."


"People come to my house, they're like Lord! Cause
when I'm at home, the last thing I want to do is put
on a lick of make-up."


"I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were
prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were
smaller. And my nose could be smaller, too."



"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I
have always wanted to travel across seas, like to
Canada and stuff."



A DJ asked Britney: "Would you get anything
pierced?"
Britney: "Nooo way, I would never get anything fake
on my body."



"I only wear those crop tops because other clothes
make me sweat when I dance."



"I'm a Christian. My mom always taught me to treat
your body the way it is."



MTV asked Britney if she liked Eminem.
Britney : "Yeah, I think they are cool!"
13:46, 2006-Nov-29 .. Posted by

Britney's Discography parody

Baby one more blowjob



1. Baby one more blowjob
2. (You drive me) Horny
3. Slut times
4. Soda slut
5. Porn to make you horny
6. Fuck the bottom of my open hole
7. I will fuck there
8. I will still suck you
9. Thinkin about boobs
10. Hate-mail a whore
11. The bitch goes on


Oops...I did you again !



1. Oops I did you again
2. Sluttier
3. Fuck me banging on my door
4. Satisfaction (You won't get no)
5. Don't let me be the last to cum
6. The slut you see (is the slut you get)
7. Slutty
8. Some shit for you
9. Where do you fuck now
10. Can't you make love to me
11. When your breasts say it
12. I have diarreah
13. Nightmare in the mirror
14. Lyp-sync it all


Bitchney



1. I'm a slut 4 U
2. Overpenetrated
3. Lousy
4. I'm not a girl, not yet a whore
5. Toys
6. Anti-wearing clothes
7. I love fuck'n'suck
8. Sluterella
9. Let me suck
10. Bombastic sex
11. That's where you fuck me
12. When I fucked you
13. Before the boobjob
14. What it's like to be a whore


In the slut



1. Me against talent
2. (I got that) Gang bang
3. Show-off
4. Cum on me
5. Early fucking
6. Toxic (for the ears)
7. (I am) Outrageous
8. Touch of my pussy
9. The Hooker
10. Shallow
11. Brave new whore
12. Every bitch

13:48, 2006-Nov-29 .. Posted by

Songs parodies

Slutty

This is a story about a girl named Bitchney...

Early morning
She wakes up
knock knock knock on the door
It's time for make-up, for slutty clothes
It's you they all want to fuck

They go
Isn't she slutty
This Hollywood bitch

And they say
She's so slutty, she's a whore
But she cries cries cries
In her lonely room
Thinking "if I look like the biggest slut ever,
Then why aren't my boobs much bigger ?"

Lost in so many tons of make-up
But there's no one there to make her stop
And the world keeps spinning
And she keeps lypsyncing
But tell me when will she ever stop ??

They go
Isn't she slutty
This Hollywood bitch

And they say
She's so slutty, she's a whore
But she cries cries cries
In her lonely room
Thinking "if I look like the biggest slut ever,
Then why aren't my boobs much bigger ?"

Isn't she slutty
This hollywood girl

She is so slutty
But why does she sing
If she can't realize
That's she's untalented
When will we get rid of her ?


I'm a slut 4 U

I know I may be young, But I need to fuck too
And I need to be what I feel like being
So let me be a slut and just listen

All you people look at me
Like I'm a little whore
Well did you ever think it be okay
For me to strip into a club
Always saying little girl
Don't dance in a stripclub
Well I'm just trying to find out why
Cause strippin's what I love

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me,
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me

I know I may look too young
To be a stripteaser
But I feel like fucking, feel like dancing
When I see this guy
I am a slut who wants to fuck,
What the hell who cares
All I know is I'm so happy
When you're fucking me

I'm a slut for you
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it
I'm a slut for you
I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

Baby, don't you wanna, fuck with me
(I just wanna fuck with you)
Not another time or place
Baby, don't you wanna, fuck with me
Leaving behind my clothes, my age

I really wanna fuck tonight with you
I really wanna do what you want me to


Oops...I did it again

I think I did it again
I made you believe
We're more than just friends
I know I've fucked with you
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious

Cause to fuck with everybody
That is just so typically me

Oops I did it again
I have fucked with you
And with so many guys
Oops you think I'm so true
That I'm more than a slut
I'm not so innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm fucking away
wishin that I sleep with them all one day
I want to fuck dogs too
Cause you see I'm a whore
In so many ways

Cause to fuck with anybody
That is just so typically me

Oops I did it again
I have fucked with you
And with so many guys
Oops you think I'm so true
That I'm more than a slut
I'm not so innocent

Oops I did it again with a guy
Got fucked in so many ways
Oops you think that I'm more than a slut
I'm not so innocent


Oops...I did it again (version 2)

I think I did it again
I made you believe
I was talented
I might look like a slut
But it doesn't mean
That my boobs are real

Cause to be such a loser
That is just so typically me

Oops I did it again
Made another dumb song
And a porn video
Oops you think I can sing
That I can really dance
I'm not that talented

You see my problem is this
I'm dreamin away
Wishin that I could have talent one day
I cry when I hear my voice
Can't you see that I suck
In so many ways

Cause to be such a loser
That is just so typically me

Oops I did it again
Made another dumb song
And a porn video
Oops you think I can sing
That I can really dance
I'm not that talented

Oops I did it again to your ears
I know dogs sing better than me
Oops now people think I'm a singer
I'm not that talented


Sometimes

This parody was written by me and
I wrote it in the name of all Britney
haters in the world !

You tell us that you're not a slut
But every time you're on tv, that's all we see
It's not that we don't want to stay
But every time you start to sing we run away

We cannot believe in anything that you say
Cause you sound so fake
And when you sing we feel like throwing up
Will you ever stop annoying us ?

Sometimes we blast, sometimes we laugh
Sometimes we're scared of you
But all we want is to make everyone see
How you suck
And what a slut you are
Bitchney, all we need is time

You lypsync in all of your shows
pretending you can't dance and sing at the same time
Then why don't you give up singing
You'll see it's so much better for our ears

We cannot believe in anything that you are
Cause you look so fake
But when you're not wearing any make-up
We're scared to death by your so ugly face

Sometimes we blast, sometimes we laugh
Sometimes we're scared of you
But all we want is to make everyone see
How you suck
And what a slut you are
Bitchney, all we need is time

We'll always be there and you'll see
There's nothing that can stop us
From hating you and you'll see
One day everyone will
Hate you too

Sometimes we blast, sometimes we laugh
Sometimes we're scared of you
But all we want is to make everyone see
How you suck
And what a slut you are
All we really want is to make them see
Just how you suck
And what a bitch you are
Bitchney, all we need is time
13:50, 2006-Nov-29 .. Posted by

look at the pictures of Britney at a Malibu gas station

Why is a woman who is reportedly worth $120 million...

1) ...driving a Porsche Boxster? (It's a $40,000 ride -- Paris drives a $400,000 Mercedes SLR MacLaren, ahem.)

2) ...pumping her own gas? (Aren't there people to do these things for her?)

3) ...going out in public without panties? (Aren't there people to put panties on her?)

What's the weirdest part of all this? Please help us decide!
20:59, 2006-Nov-29 .. Posted by

Paris Hilton Vomits While Attempting To Sing Own Song

Paris Hilton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead. Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer.
Radin writes on his MySpace page, "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us."
Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..."
Radin adds, "I find the music business charming."
12:25, 2006-Nov-30 .. Posted by

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